Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp
Me: HOW M
The campaign is one year old today!!
Here’s to a whole year of the Mighty Nein (and to the very best detectives)
petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.
john: (walks into the classroom)
edward:
john:
don’t u mean
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS
Omfg I’m dying
*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*
Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.
John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*
Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?
John as Bella: Nah, sister, you’re not getting me to no secondary location!
Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.
John:
